Howie The Hellhound #2 Review
Don’t. Lose. Lord. Satan’s. Dog.
It’s as simple as that. Just don’t. Why? Because invariably Lord Satan’s dog will get transported to the mortal realm (as close as NYC can be to the mortal realm), get adopted by an aspiring actress named Louise, get re-named Howie (after her favorite ice cream shop she single-handedly keeps in business) and then, well, Satan is minus one good boy. Wrath. Brimstone. Impalement. Consequences.
Howie The Hellhound #2 continues the story of a girl and her hellhound in the most NYC way of all-pet clothes shopping. To celebrate graduating from aspiring actress to lead actress, our girl Louise treats Howie to the Louis Vuitton of pet’s Dogue. And may I say, Howie looks dapper. I’m not one to dress up a pet but he is slaying his bomber jacket and t-shirt combo.
Back to Lord Satan. I previously mentioned wrath, brimstone, impalement, and consequences. Thus far, Twiste and Flame Head, the two lovely underworld creatures responsible for losing Howie haven’t befallen any avoidable tragedies, or so much as a papercut. No, this Lord Satan is a kind and patient goat demon of the hell dimension.
Twiste and Flame Head have the simple task of returning the most advanced killing machine ever invented. No, really, Howie. Howie is the most advanced killing machine ever invented. With that face? I can’t believe it. There’s a description of what a pack of hellhounds did to a guy and besides being one of the best visuals I’ve ever read it sounds nothing like our Howie.
With two Agents of Chaos on his heels, we’ll have to wait for issue 3 when it arrives at your favorite local comic shop.
Sabrina “Amazeballs” Clark
Do I know Sabrina? Sabrina…Sabrina….Oh, you mean her? Yeahh. She’s wild. Homegirl throws solo dance parties in her bedroom. She writes like nobody’s reading…because they aren’t (yet). She is an award winning baker, and has seen every episode of every season of ALL the Star Treks, and Stargates except Stargate Universe because it wasn’t right. Perpetual teenager. 4’11 of sass and sarcasm. She’s obsessed with cats. Single if you can believe it. All around nerd, and just too weird for her own good. AND SHE’S PROUD OF IT?
Why do you ask?
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