Thomas “Sir Thomas” Sauceda

Title: Founder – Creative Director – Public Relations – Media Design.

Unofficial titles – Founder of Velocipastor fan club (1 member and growing!) – Student of Cobra Kai, – Duelist Kingdom champion – Trained in the dark side of the force – FortniteBoii

Favorite movies: Rudderless, Velocipastor, The Wedding Singer, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Stake Land, Step Brothers & The Stand.

Favorite books: Canto, Ready Player One, Spider-Man: Life Story, God Country, Wicked + Divine, DIE or anything Kieron Gillen touches as well as Edgar Allan Poe

Favorite Video Games: Fatal Frame, Spider-Man, Assassins Creed series, Dark Souls series, Silent Hill series and Rainbow Six Siege.

Favorite hero: The Plutonian

Favorite villain: The Joker

One super power: Talk to dogs

Fun fact: “I once made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs

Favorite Bands: Johnny Cash, Linkin Park, Safety Suit, Mana, Danzig,

Unpopular opinion: Tokyo Drift is the best Fast & the Furious movie.


Kristin “Krispin” Michelle
Title: Manager – Graphic Designer
Unofficial titles — Of the House Slytherin, Fiancé-extraordinaire, the Dragonborn, Breaker of pots and ocarina virtuoso, bibliophile, princess slaya and Mermaid of Atlantis.
Favorite movies: Pride and Prejudice, The Little Mermaid, We’re the Millers, and Mr.Right
Favorite books: Harry Potter, The Lunar Chronicles, If I Stay, Perks of Being a Wallflower, and Jane Eyre.
Favorite Video Games: Legend of Zelda (all of them) , Skyrim, The Last of Us, and Assassins Creed Odyssey
Favorite hero: Spider-Gwen
Favorite villain: Darth Vader
One super power: Shapeshifter
Fun fact: I can reference a quote from a Disney movie in most conversations.
Favorite Bands: A Day to Remember, Coheed & Cambria, The Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Sam Smith.
Unpopular opinion: The Fifth Element and Pulp Fiction suck

Thomas “T-Dog” Fernandez
Title: Producer : Uncultured Pop! Culture – Creator/writer/artist- Lumberjack Nun
Unofficial titles : Professor of funk and funk related studies, Slut for horror, your moms favorite rapper
Favorite movies: Clue, The Thing, Tigers are not afraid, Usual suspects Favorite Shows: Undone, Supernatural, Scooby Doo
Favorite books: World War Z by Max Brooks, House of Leaves by Mark Danielewski, Watchmen by Allen Moore
Favorite Video Games: Skyrim, Xenogears, Batman Arkham City
Favorite hero: Batman
Favorite villain: Joker
One super power: Teleportation because fuck commuting
Fun fact: Don’t like the beach
Favorite Bands: Pete Rock & CL Smooth, DJ Shadow, Rolling Stones, Marvin Gaye & Fela Kuti
Unpopular opinion: The Riddick movies are not good, with the exception of Pitch Black

Unofficial titles: Weeb extraordinaire – 2 time Indigo League Champion – Reincarnated as a slime – Fortnight Boii
Favorite movies: Super Troopers, Boondock Saints, Spiderman: Into the Spider-Verse, Avengers Endgame, My Hero Academia Heroes Rising, Dragon Ball Super: Broly
Favorite books: Lord of the rings series, Eragon, My Hero Academia, Hunter X Hunter, OnePunch-Man
Favorite Video Games: Dragon Quest 8 and 11, Shadow of War, Monster Hunter World, Fortnite, Super Smash Bros
Favorite hero: Deadpool
Favorite villain: Deadpool
One super power: Eat whatever i want and not get fat
Fun fact: I once killed my best friend (Sir Thomas) in a helicopter crash(Battlefield: Hardline) Never Forget.
Favorite Bands: Rise Against, Coheed and Cambria, Kana Boon, Mrs. Green Apple, Blink 182.
Unpopular opinion: Chipotle is terrible

Joseph “Crozen” Flores
Favorite books: The Amory Wars, Year of the Black Rainbow, Translucid, Watchmen, All you need is Kill, Dragon Ball Super (Manga)
Favorite Video Games: Bloodborne, Dragonball FighterZ, Metal Gear Solid series, Sonic Colors, The Witness, Into the Breach
Favorite hero: Spider-Man
Favorite villain: Kraven
One super power: Teleportation
Fun fact: The only song I can really play on piano is Trouble by Taylor Swift
Favorite Bands: Coheed & Cambria, The Mars Volta, Gregory Pepper & His Problems, Aesop Rock, Deftones.
Unpopular opinion: Final Fantasy XIII is the best Final Fantasy